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Why English Is So Hard To Learn?

No wonder English is so hard to learn:

1. We polish the Polish furniture.
2. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
3. A farm can produce produce.
4. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
5. The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
6. The present is a good time to present the present.
7. At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
8. The dove dove into the bushes.
9. I did not object to the object.
10. The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
11. The bandage was wound around the wound.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19. I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22. I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt

04-23-2008 01:10 PM
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RE: Why English Is So Hard To Learn?

AAE LO KAR LO BAAT

Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind.
I can talk english
I can walk english
I can laugh english
Because english is a funny language
Bhairon becomes Byron and Byron becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow.
In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium, Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease.
Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare, "Look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously, we must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run."


Are you following me Manish?

In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium, Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration.
Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, "Look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run, and both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.


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04-25-2008 07:48 AM
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RE: Why English Is So Hard To Learn?

Kya bat hai kake tusi Grate ho yar.
Puri movie Yad diladi.

Good to see a reply in this forum after long time.

04-27-2008 05:47 PM
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RE: Why English Is So Hard To Learn?

see some is so considerate.. smilie




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RE: Why English Is So Hard To Learn?

lol such a great dialogue by amitabhji

09-27-2008 03:12 AM
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