SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T
than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive
your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your
supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top
of the S.H.I.T list, and our supervisors are specially
skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can
handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be
placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will
have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were
promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and
are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a
job teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in
management and consulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH
EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to
our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T )
P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need
S.H.I.T in their life, justnot the same person who
sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their fill
of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time.

ok

ohh S.H.I.T.. ... tfs

siya where did u get this S.H.I.T from .... tfs

I wud never go for this shitty company

i liked the word B.I.G.S.H.I.T my bosssss

siya where did u get this S.H.I.T from .... tfs

hey.... this i got in my mail box so jst thought of sharin it wid u guys

thnks guys