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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
We decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me..It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me

that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
The front door. Opened the door , and headed straight towards my car. Lo
And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
Better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!

04-29-2008 04:55 AM
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smilie smilie

hell now by a car too..




BETTER TO HAVE IT & NOT NEED IT, THAN TO NEED IT & NOT HAVE IT.

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