Mexican
> words of the day
>
> 1. *Cheese*
> The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
> sentence. Pepito replies:
> Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
>
> 2. *Mushroom*
> When all my family get in the car, there's not
> mushroom.
>
> 3. *Shoulder*
> My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
> how to read so I ;shoulder.
>
> 4. * Texas *
> My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
> where I'm at!
>
> 5. *Herpes*
> Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and
> she got herpes.
>
> 6. *July*
> Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
> Julyer!
>
> 7. *Rectum*
> I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
>
> 8. *Chicken*
> I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
> herself.
>
> 9. *Wheelchair*
> We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry
> wheelchair
>
> 10. *Chicken* *wing*
> My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
>
> 11. *Body wash*
> I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
>
> 12. *Budweiser*
> That
> woman over
> there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?