... a little levity is a good thing ...
>
> Liquid Assets
>
> If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you
> would have $49.00 today.
> If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would
> have
> $33.00 today.
> If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago,
> you
> would have $0.00 today.
> But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all
> the
> beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you
> would
> have $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle.
> It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900
> miles
> a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
> of
> alcohol a year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about
> 41 miles to the
> gallon!
> Makes you proud to be an American!