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Landing On The Pool Of Shit!
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itschahat
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Landing On The Pool Of Shit!
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
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- Chahat
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| 03-05-2007 04:23 PM |
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 Oh my !!!
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Life is one those weird things that I've encountered in this life. Something that is undefined, we live a life equal to a lifetime, still do not know the what, where, when, how and what of this passionate bliss called life...
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 I guess he didn't see it coming on his head and then multipling so fast .. so he could have a soft landing
DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT OTHERS TO DO UNTO YOU
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| 03-06-2007 11:42 AM |
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Landing On The Pool Of Shit!
 .. heard it before..
thanks
People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Embrace all equally!- author unknown
The most precious possession of a Lover is Heart of Beloved. Stay unloved stay alive.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted.
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| 03-06-2007 02:25 PM |
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Hare Ram Hare Ram Hare Krishna Hare Ram
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| 03-07-2007 01:49 PM |
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RE: Landing On The Pool Of Shit!
yuck
Will update soon ! keep watchin !
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