THEN NEXT DAY RAKESH INVITED HASI FOR DINNER? WHAT DID SHE DO THEN? COMPLETE YOUR JOKE,AMRIK!

Ques: What do u see when u look deeply into a sardaars big black eyes?
Ans: The back of his head! because nothing is there inside

Harjeet ji, could you tell what happened thereafter? You only related me till the first dinner. Thank you in advance.


Indian Courtesy?


Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi, found himself needing a toilet very badly.

After a long search he could not find any, and eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

Once he was about to start, a policeman approached him.

Policeman: "Hey, what do you think you are about to do?"

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to 'P'."

Policeman: "No PP here, okay? Follow me."

The police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby which had a lot of green grass, flowers and singing birds around.

Policeman: "PP here, have a nice day."

Pakistani tourist: "Oh, sir, that is very kind of you, is this Indian courtesy?"

Policeman: "No, this is the Pakistani Embassy!!!"



PS: pray: pray: pray: Pakistani friends please don't get offended, laughing at yourself is therapeutic!

aGrandma, Grandpa, and the Policeman


An elderly couple were driving across the country.

The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway policeman.

The officer, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

Grandma, hard of hearing, turns to her husband, "What did he say?"

Grandpa yells, "He says you were speeding!"

The officer, "May I have your license?"

Grandma turns to grandpa once again, "What did he say?"

Grandpa yells, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gives the officer the license.

The officer, "I see you are from Phuket, I spent some time there once and went for a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

Grandma, turning to grandpa, "What did he say?"

Grandpa yells, "He says he knows you!"

Heheheehehe...!!!! Nice Amrik Bhai, Sorry i was out for some work as such was unable to make any contribution during these days.

Laloo Yadav...!!

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ?
Laloo : I m a Saggitarian!
Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari?
Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

Kesera-Sera


A Chinese unmarried couple accidentally had illegitimate twins without getting married

Guess what they named them....


Joe hua

and

So hua


Together they were called Joe hua, So hua.

"Kesera-Sera, what ever will be, will be...."

How many times can a man Marry?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his Uncle Rodney asked him, "So Johnny, now that you've been to your first wedding, can you tell me how many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," Johnny responded.

His Uncle was amazed that he had an answer so quickly and asked, "How do you know that?"

"Easy," Little Johnny said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said,'4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer'."

Monday ko ..... Dosti
Tuesday ko ..... Pyaar
Wednesday ko ..... Shadi
Thursday ko ..... Ghumana
Friday ko ..... Jagda
Saturday ko..... Talak
Sunday ko ..... Rest
Monday ko ..... Next

From Monday to Sunday, from January to December, from birth till death, my feeling for you have never changed, Sidharth, you will always be for me a HEADACHE.

Why does a man marry?

On the wedding day of Peter, the priest was giving a sermon.

In the sermon, he asked a question, "Why does a man marry?"

Sitting right next to the groom was his best friend, who had been married for three years.

Just as the priest was about to give the answer the friend stood up and said, "Father, a man gets married because romance is not the only element in life, Peter should also face horror, terror & tragedy!"

Indian Mathematics
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood

Rona Dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials

Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent

Driving Slow Also An Offence

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, the officer sees a car puttering at 22 MPH, he thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder."

He turns on the light and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back seat - wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly ... twenty two miles an hour!" the old lady says a bit proudly.

The officer trying to contain a chukle explains to her that "22" was the route number not the speed limit.

A bit embarrased, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car O.K? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single word this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. You see we just got off Route "142"."

How much? OK. Perhaps not everyone.

to Catch a Train
Once a villager from Punjab wanted to catch an eight o'clock train. If he takes the proper road to the station, it was a long winding way, but if he could walk through someone's farm, it was a short-cut to the station.

So he decided to ask the owner of the farm: " Prajji, mue aath baje ki train pakdni hain. Kya main aapke khetse ja sakata hun?"

A bit upset, the farm-owner replied," Ha, ha, kyu nahi? Lekin kahin mere kutte-ne aapko dekh liya to aap saat bajewali train bhi pakad sakate ho."

lol those were soo damn good..