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ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE !!
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ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE !!

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE !!
In a restroom of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT
GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON
THE
DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON
THE
FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -- THE BELL
DOESN'T
WORK)




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LOL

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lolzzzzzzzzzzz smilie smilie

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lol



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smilie smilie smilie


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lol Smile smilie smilie


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Another classic from "Lovely Preity".

Didn't get to meet her when she was around, but many of her posts are hilarious, this one included.

smilie smilie smilie



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LOL* smilie


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lol.... smilie



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Quote:
In a restroom of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

may I ??? smilie smilie smilie


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hy thts fun reading older posts .. smilie


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read it be4 , nywy tfs smilie



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